• someone: *says something*
• me: breaks into a song with a word they just said

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

(via imawhisper)

broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

(via imperfectly-mesmerizing)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

let’s be real when did it stop being 2007

(via imawhisper)

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

(via imperfectly-mesmerizing)

greatwhiteprivilege:

• don’t pretend to like me if you don’t
• don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me
• don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t
• don’t
• don’t
• don’t

(via unescapable)